what happens if u accidentally sneeze while ur making out with someone
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
bad dumb stupid horrible post 0/10 zero stars two thumbs down
if you’re offended by racism you’re probably a racist
if you’re offended by rape you’re probably a rapist
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can